...and in this corner, weighing in at nealry 300 pounds, with a record of no wins of his own to spreak of,3 draws, and 100's of losses mostly by knockout, including one of the draws, called by most "Christmas", meaning "Slower than Christmas"...

soon as my hands quit hurtin,

my nose quits bleedin,

my head quits throbbin,

my face quits achin,

my tears dry up,

my heart quits quiverin,

Ima gonna grease your noggin to the floor!

Bub.